the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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