Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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