I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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