Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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