A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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