Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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