good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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