i barfeds in our rink
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
