We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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