pedialite and red bull = repair kit
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
