i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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