How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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