You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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