so explain again why im purple
no
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
