found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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