You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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