She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Randomize
