Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
