Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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