we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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