i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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