Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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