There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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