Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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