I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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