do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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