Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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