That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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