Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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