Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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