We're like a lot better than the average bears
i think my tv is drunk
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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