Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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