Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
only you would photoshop your dick
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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