wat bout pragnant strippers??
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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