Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
