but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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