True but thats because hes a fetus.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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