So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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