You work out of a Hotel?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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