sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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