Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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