It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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