belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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