I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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