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The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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