Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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