let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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