your thong is hanging out like whoa
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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