do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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