tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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