Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
two words: eviction party
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
did you just send me my own nude
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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