Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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