My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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