Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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